Everything I Hate

After much deliberation and compiling, I finally have a complete list of things I hate. Enjoy:

1. Those who try to force their own opinions or beliefs on others
2. People that tailgate when you’re driving.
3. Driving somewhere and having the sun in my eyes.
4. People that do not flush the toilet in public.
5. Slow drivers who will not get out of your way
6. Going to the post office for any reason.
7. Going to the bank for any reason.
8. People talking loud on their cell phone
9. Tangled wires or cords
10. People who chew with their mouths open
11. Kids, that don’t listen to there parents.
12. Parents, that don’t listen to there kids.
13. Kids that do not listen to adults, and parents that condone it.
14. Teenagers who try to act older then they really are
15. Holding the door for someone and they don't say thank you
16. Having to talk to customer service people over the phone.
17. Having to talk to customer service people over the phone who cannot speak very good english
18. Democrats
19. Republicans
20. When something breaks, and you try and replace it...but a new version is out, and you DONT WANT IT!
21. People coughing
22. Rude people who have no reason being rude
23. People that interfere in other peoples lives.
24. Persistent cranky people who expect more then what they pay for
25. Phantom smells that you don't know where they come from
26. Puking
27. Those that are only out there whose purpose is to make my life harder.
28. People that test other peoples skills "just to make sure you know what your doing"
29. The way I mispronounce or misinterpret words
30. Clutter
31. Forgetting something at the store, and remembering when we get home.
32. Not calling up my parents more often.
33. When I’m trying to talk and my mind goes blank
34. Loud talkers
35. People that capitalize on others inexperience.
36. Dead links on the internet.
37. Slow walkers
38. Those who gawk at an accident slowing the flow of traffic
39. People who invade my personal space
40. Being lazy when having to work on a project.
41. Scuff marks anywhere
42. Being fat
43. Being embarrassed
44. People who interrupt me when I’m trying to talk
45. Putting something away, and not being able to find it later.
46. Dirt from the wood floors that sticks to the bottom of your feet
47. Holy Rollers
48. When someone is trying to talk to you when you're clearly not in the mood
49. Cell phone connectivity problems in remote areas.
50. One-uppers
51. People that don’t list prices on websites or stores
52. People who mumble on and on about nothing
53. When people don't know the difference between there, they're or their (can also be used for your and you're)
54. People who always have to be right…ALWAYS
55. Junk mail
56. Hardware failure of any kind.
57. Bugs, what is their purpose?
58. When you have a group of people set for lunch or dinner and more show up after the table has already been set
59. Grocery carts with one bad wheel
60. Being corrected
61. Someone saying "Let there be light" every time any light switch is flipped
62. Sticky salt or pepper shakers at a restaurant
63. Greeting cards that throw sparkles, sequins or confetti on the hapless recipient
64. Old lady perfume
65. Installing a toilet paper roll so that the tissue unwraps from the under side
66. Tangled hangers in the closet
67. Someone standing in my line of sight to the TV during the last 30 seconds of any show
68. TV shows or ads with doorbells, ringing phones, or alarm clocks.
69. Someone talking while I am clearly watching a program intently
70. ACLU
71. Car passengers that throw their doors wide open without first checking for obstacles
72. Anything experiencing technical difficulties
73. Braille signs at drive through windows
74. Taking forever to leave a parking space while others are clearly waiting for it
75. Standing in the way of folks wishing to use an escalator, moving sidewalk, or doorway
76. Someone leaving a voicemail to call them back but not telling you what it’s about
77. Spills of any kind
78. People talking on their phone in line
79. Fingerprints left on chrome or other shiny surfaces
80. Imperfect paperclips
81. Eaves droppers
82. People who reek of body odor
83. People who try to act more intelligent then what they really are
84. News reporters
85. When people slurp their coffee loudly
86. Any movie with Julia Roberts
87. Extremist groups
88. Arguing just for the sake of arguing
89. Questioning the crap out of everything
90. High maintenance people
91. Getting stuck behind a minivan or big rig truck
92. People who interrupt me when I'm trying to talk
93. People who give advice when I didn't ask for it
94. Used car dealers
95. Irrational people
96. Overly analytical people
97. Fish symbols on cars
98. People who overstay their welcome
99. People who linger or hover over you
100. The sound leaf blowers make